Serves 4 Based on Boston Globe Magazine, Sheryl Julian and Julie Riven, January 16, 2005
In a large, heavy-based saucepan, heat the oil. When it is hot, add the margarine. When the margarine melts, cook the onion, carrot, celery, and a generous pinch of salt over medium heat, stirring often, for 5 minutes. Turn the heat to low, cover the pan, and let the vegetables cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes more.
Add the barley and turn up the heat. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes. Stir in the cranberries, currants, stock or water, and pepper.
Bring to a boil, lower the heat, and cover the pan. Cook the pilaf, stirring often, for 35 minutes or until the barley is cooked through and has absorbed all of the liquid.
Taste for seasoning, add more salt and pepper if you like, and sprinkle with almonds and parsley. Serve at once.
Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam
in 1959.
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
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