Combine the marinade ingredients in a shallow dish like a pie plate. Pierce the tofu slices repeatedly with a fork, then rub them in the marinade.
Blend sauce ingredients.
Preheat to 400F, bake 20 minutes in 9x13 baking dish.
(Next time, bake tofu first, for 20 minutes, then add sauce and bake another 20.)
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
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