I mixed 2 chipotle peppers with 1/2 cup of Nayonnaise, but this was very nearly too hot. Next time I'll probably scale back to 1. I tried this with avocado as well, but I think it's better without — avocado covers up the flavor and spice of the mayo too much. Tofurkey's peppercorn turkey was pretty good in this.
Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
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