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Overloading the Machine
Sandwiches
Roast beef and horseradish
- Onion roll
- Vegan roast beef
- Horseradish
- Nayonnaise
- Roasted red pepper
- Romaine lettuce
- Tomato
Another roast beef
- Rye bread or bun
- Vegan roast beef
- 1 tbsp mayo, 2 tsp horseradish, 2 tsp sriracha
- romaine lettuce
- tomato
- red onion
Turkey and chipotle mayonnaise wrap
- White flour tortilla
- Red onion
- Nayonnaise mixed with chipotle peppers and a little adobo sauce
- Vegan turkey
- Sprouts
- Spinach
I mixed 2 chipotle peppers with 1/2 cup of Nayonnaise, but this was very nearly too hot. Next time I'll probably scale back to 1. I tried this with avocado as well, but I think it's better without — avocado covers up the flavor and spice of the mayo too much. Tofurkey's peppercorn turkey was pretty good in this.
The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first
female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,
rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what
would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
career.
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
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